The Plain English Foundation helps to highlight the best and worst of Australian public language. We are planning to host national awards to honour clarity and precision, and uncover gobbledygook like this:
This system is maintained by using the latest in sanitising treatment methods. This affirms that you, the user, can at all times have the peace of mind that a high standard of hygeine is being met. To help us better maintain this facility for your use and that of others. Please flush after use.
Meaning: Please flush.
Source: Flick Washroom Services.
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